The only calls I seem to get lately are from wrong numbers. And they always seem so annoyed that I’m not the person they’re looking for. At least they don’t do the Liberian thing and start asking ‘Who dis?’ – I mean seriously, they called me, AND I answered my phone with my name. Grr.
But on top of that, the only text messages/SMSs (whatever you want to call them) I get these days are from my cell phone provider, Vodacom! It makes me feel special for about 2 seconds that I got a message at all, but then I realize it’s just basically spam.
I need to make more friends, apparently, so I can get some REAL calls!